Tuesday, October 4, 2011

T-Pain is Not Hot.

Okay.

a.) Yes, its been awhile since any of us has posted. And to give everyone an honest prediction, there's an excellent chance that you won't see another post after this one for awhile. From anyone. Including Me.


2.) Okay, so I was screwing around in the ol' interweb and somehow, I stumbled across the Vevo page for T-Pain. Now, don't get me wrong, I am a big T-Pain fan. Really like his music, and even though I don't have to, I'm going to mention I'm On A Boat.

Has anyone ever seeeeen T-Pain? He looks like that kid who played D&D in high school, and went home after school to spend the rest of his day on the Gateway tower PC in his parents' basement. Big-ass plastic glasses, overweight, scrappy hair, and nobody really knows if he can actually sing. (But my god are his auto-tuning skills amazing.)

Yet, in all of his videos, absolutely GORGEOUS women are throwing themselves in his general direction. wtf?!?!?!?!?! Do I need to take up D&D? (I know the obvious answer, so lets not even go there.) But seriously - Am I missing something? And it's okay to say "No, Drew, you're not missing anything." But that would make me sad.

(PS - don't believe me? http://www.vevo.com/artist/t-pain BOOM! There ya go. See for yourself.)