Friday, October 22, 2010

While watching Nostradamus: 2012 on the history channel


THis may very well make absolutely no sense, but i am currently watching a history channel special on the 2012 end of the world business. So here are my predictions/hopes
1) The "end of the world" in 2012 will be THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, i know we are all excited about this ones. Plus, we are all preparing our zombie contingency plans. And if not well, sucks to be you, please put any extra ammo you may have in an easy to reach place so i can pick it up on my way out. If you are interested in becoming prepared I recommend picking up the Max Brooks books, "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z." The are ripe with information on how to survive the eventual end of the world. (They are also just fantastic read)
The way i think this eventuality will happen is in "2012" the government will after years of genetic manipulation, edit the Rabies virus. And "accidentally" release it into the populous. And then BAM ZOMBIES. So get ready to survive.
2) This is not necessarily the end of the world itself, but more of the end of the earth as our only home in the universe. For instance its very possible that due to some technological break through we are able to colonize other planets and/or space. These technological breaks throughs may be a space elevator, maybe a warp drive invented through particle accelerators or fuck we just get to mars or the moon by throwing rocks at them. Either way, two things that may way on this is one, due to a satellite crashing on the moon recently we have found a significant amount of water on it. And also Jupiter's moon europa supposedly has vast liquid water oceans underneath its frozen surface (bitches thats were aliens are fyi.)

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